Thursday, November 17, 2011
1 tiny little issue... apparently It is a bad idea to try and get up early and get your clothes out of the closet in the dark. I know that it sounds harmeless, but here was my moment of sheer stupidity for the day.
then Horror. As I put on my black shoes I realized that the pants I initially interpretted as black are actually a noticably lighter color than my shoes. I was wearing the wrong damn pants. I know it doesn't sound horrific or anything, but then the straw that breaks the camels back.
As I gather my crap out of my locker and I am debating on heading home to change either the shoes or the pants... Some guy (dressed in matching clothes, because he's so smart) says, "Dude, your pants don't match your shoes." and then just walks away. No inflection in hs tone, no nothing. It wasn't assistance or insult. He was just stating a fact.
he is now on my list of "mortal enemies".
Moral of the story is "I own too many damned pairs of blue pants."
This stuff is really the challenges I face daily. I know Obama thinks its tough in the Oval office, but this stuff is solomon like decision making. So in the words of Mitch hedberg, "damn it, I'm going on break!"